My patronus is the enterprise

critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW

thejinglegatsby:

"not all feminists are fat, hairy, lesbians"

ok

but like

why is being a “fat, hairy lesbian” a bad thing

why do u feel the need to throw other women under the bus to defend feminism

bombing:

capitalistpropaganda:

bombing:

daedricsheep:

bombing:

idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

setokawaii:

Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.

lolsomeone-actually:

kanasayu:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

WHAT THE FUCK

Wut

stephaniedanielle:

fuckyeahchubbyfashion:

mrsredsama:

gfdi-dave-strider:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

The names suit all the colours so fucking well

FUCKING  PORN

Because I know a lot of you will appreciate this post.
-Shelby

I just got a lady boner

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory